Penguins wearing clothes in comics.
Congratulations! You found Sam's Penguins: The Game! This is a little game I made back in 2005 when I was trying to learn more about Flash (remember when Flash was a big thing?). It technically meets all the parameters of being a game, but it is not a very good one. However, I like to play it now and then, so it has survived through all three versions of my website. If you're not on a Flash-enabled device and browser, sorry, but you're out of luck. If you are, have fun!
Oh, and once you start it, there is sound that you can't turn off unless you leave the page (or turn your sound off, mute the tab, etc.). Consider yourself warned.